Apples & Earrings

I am up in Northern-ish British Columbia right now, visiting my folks. Just for the record, we are NOT buried in snow. My parents do not live in an igloo, yes WE DO have electricity, and no I DON’T KNOW YOUR DAD’S FRIEND BOB. No I don’t. That may sound like an old joke, but [...]

White in New York

This is my favourite belt: I am conflicted. This is an Ed Hardy belt. I bought it exactly 1 year and 6 months ago in New York when I had NO IDEA who/what Ed Hardy was. I learned on the blog Stuff White People Like that I should not like Ed Hardy stuff because “white [...]

Scary Stuff

Here are my turkeys waiting for dinner. As you can see, Kayloo is very close to perishing. Try as she might, she has not yet mastered making food magically appear (you can see her try here). From this photo you might actually think my dogs are good. DON’T BE FOOLED! I have ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL, [...]

Photo Booth

If Kayloo and I were teenage girls (yes, I realize that I am not in my teens. Thanks. Fer that) and we were in a mall, and Kayloo was allowed in malls, and we went to one of those photo booth things, this is what we would look like: Except I wouldn’t be the only [...]

I Suck as a Reviewer (and Bocce and Lightsabers)

So. I’ve come to the conclusion that I would never EVER make it as a critic if that was my profession. If I was a critic and depended on people caring about my critiques and I had to wait for a pay cheque to come of it… I would starve. Completely and totally to death. [...]

Lazy Sunday Afternoon

A perfect end, to a perfectly lazy, sunny Sunday afternoon. Poor turkey has a tendency to crash out (here’s another pic). If you liked this post and you would like to share it, that would be super! Thank you so much!

Tight Ship

The dogs aren’t allowed on the tile while we’re making dinner. I took this picture while I was making dinner. As you can see, we run a pretty tight ship around here. Every now and then I get advice on the best way to control my dogs (whadya mean you don’t like to have a [...]

Yin and Yangin’ It

I’ve mentioned in earlier posts that I’m trying to get a bit more zen in my life (like here and here). Here are my dogs doing their part, wrapped up in a little yin and yang. Best not to be fooled. This is what they are really like. If you liked this post and you [...]

Stuff My Dogs Have Wrecked: Shoes

Kayloo was the kingpin behind the Cushion Fiasco. Here we have the mastermind behind the Shoe Wrecking Incident: A bit of back story: My mom and I have decided that we want to start this annual “Chick’s Only Weekend” (from this point forward known as PROJECT C.O.W.). 2009 was the first annual event. We gabbed. [...]

Gladiator Biker Chick

I bought this bottle of Cycles Gladiator solely because it was banned by Alabama. Banned in Alabama! Apparently the Alabama Beverage Control Board figured it was “pornographic.” I think one would normally see more boob at a Super Bowl halftime show, but whatever. It’s a nice table wine and they are getting a bunch of [...]