Pitch Black Vegemite Spiders

Ummm. So, I took this bat photo of Kayloo at 5:30pm on Saturday night. Aside from the issue that the most exciting thing I did on a Saturday was take pictures of my dog… there is something else wrong with this picture… IT’S 5:30PM AND IT IS PITCH BLACK OUT!!! From this photo you might [...]

Role Model with Shutzpa

Photographic evidence that my little terrier is a terror. The 50lb dog is sitting on the floor while the 15lb dog is sitting smack in the middle of the GIGANTIC Molly Mutt cushion. The cushion is HUGE- it takes up most of the hallway. There is enough room for two of BOTH OF THEM and [...]

The Magical Wonderfulness of FRIDAY!!!

It’s Friday, it’s Friday! IT’S FRIDAY! Oh my god. I just got that slightly hysterical, elated feeling I normally reserve for when I’m at the airport and I’m getting a trashy magazine and I get to read all about Bradgelina and their army without feeling guilty for filling my mind with smut because I’m going [...]

Kickin’ It on the Couch

After my crazy Grumpy Pants post from yesterday (you can find it here) I thought I would lighten up a bit and share this example of my lax Dog Parenting skills. Kayloo is not supposed to hang out on the couch like this… but here she is! She’s also not supposed to be in the [...]

If Only I Was a Ninja

Wow. I am in an extraordinarily bad mood because I had a fantastically HORRID HORRID CRAPTACULOUS maddening day. This is what my day felt like: Imagine first, falling down. Not a spectacular fall, just your normal, ordinary uncoordinated spill that lands you on your butt. Next, imagine some random person sashaying along and thumping you [...]

Stupid Freaking Halloween: Alice

Okay, well, there ya have it. In my last post (which you can find here) I was telling you about Stupid Freaking Halloween and my Rock Star Seamstress friend. My group did Alice in Wonderland and I have blonde hair so I was Alice. I am never going to live this down. I think my [...]