This is Kayloo sporting her Bored-Out-Of-My-Bean look. We actually got that “Pup Treads” tire for Mickey the first day we got him (here is a photo of Mickey’s 1st day with the most slammin’ family ever). But he didn’t like it because I think he sensed that if that tire-o-terror ran over his tiny little body, [...]
Filed under: Fido, Stuff-o on March 31st, 2010 | 6 Comments »
I can’t stay long on the Internets tonight because my parents are coming this weekend (Hi Mom! Hi Dad!). This means a wee bit o’ running around in preparation. There are several wilted pathetic dead plants menacingly guarding my front door… that my mom lovingly planted (WHOOPS). I’d like to magically revive those, so wish [...]
Filed under: Fido, Life-o on March 30th, 2010 | 9 Comments »
Okay. This picture is crooked. I realize this (can someone *please* tell me how to straighten out shots like this?). But it’s pretty darn hilarious and really it’s not my fault because I took this shot shortly after that vicious, angry plant tried to chomp down my arm FOR LUNCH (read all about it [...]
Filed under: Fido on March 29th, 2010 | 10 Comments »
So, guess what I discovered last weekend while John, the dogs and I were out on our walk? A happy little plant called stinging nettle. Yeah, awesome. It should be called STABBING nettle or ZAPPING NEVERENDING PAIN nettle and it ought to grow with fluorescent yellow CAUTION! tape wrapped all around it because it is [...]
Filed under: Fido, Life-o on March 28th, 2010 | 4 Comments »
I was walking, walking, walking along the beach and my mind was buzzing, buzzing, buzzing. Again. And then I came across this: It was like the Universe smacked me upside my unusually large head and was all: Hey, Woman. Knock it off with the buzzing, buzzing, buzzing. You’re messing with the Global Chill Chi and any minute [...]
Filed under: Fido, Life-o on March 24th, 2010 | 11 Comments »
The following post is a series of exerpts from an email sent to me by an ANONYMOUS! dear friend of mine who wishes to remain completely ANONYMOUS! for fear of retribution from the heartless, careless, evil people she banishes to Dog Crap Island (you’ll understand once you read the post, honest). Okay, before we leap in here I [...]
Filed under: Fido on March 23rd, 2010 | 13 Comments »
I think that some of us may be a bit more into walking in the rain than others.
Filed under: Fido on March 22nd, 2010 | 10 Comments »
Some changes are in the works over here at Fido & Wino. If you look over on the right-hand side of the screen there you’ll notice that we now have some pages with the titles: “Fido,” “Wino,” “Life-o,” and “Stuff-o” (see what I did there, keeping up with the “O” theme?). This should make it [...]
Filed under: Stuff-o on March 21st, 2010 | 4 Comments »
The fabulous people over at Pet-Super-Store.com are fabulous as well as PSYCHIC APPARENTLY because they kindly sent over this magical Car Bench Cover that has transformed my hairy, smelly, slide-y (sure that’s a word, why not?) dog chauffering existence into something resembling order. This was my backseat before (please note the utter pandemonium. one word: cah-RAY-zee): [...]
Filed under: Fido, Stuff-o on March 17th, 2010 | 12 Comments »
This whole daylight savings thing is totally kicking my ass. I am exhausted. I feel like I’ve gone and done something ridiculous like exercise or something. I have an idea: If The Crazy Powers That Be are going to keep forging ahead with this whole Steal an Entire Hour from Unsuspecting and Undeserving plebs business, The Crazy [...]
Filed under: Fido, Life-o on March 16th, 2010 | 10 Comments »
