You’ve heard of Scarface? Introducing: Bowlface.
Less drug empire, more food empire. Less flashy Miami, more hippy Island Off the Westcoast of Canada. Less sex and violence and spectacular moral degradation… more sleeping and whining… and sleeping. In her water dish. Because apparently resting her head on the floor or the cushion isn’t good enough.
But police protection and gun fights and Columbian gangbangers? Damn straight that’s how we roll around here. Damn straight.