The fact that I am showered every day is completely due to this here bouncy chair. It vibrates. It plays annoying music. I consider it one of my closest and dearest friends.

I found it used online for $10 but it is WORTH IT’S WEIGHT IN GOLD. I would pay several times that. Several, several. If you have a baby or you are about to have a baby GO GET ONE OF THESE THINGS RIGHT NOW. Right now.

Go.

Hurry.

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Age: 24 days